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I Don't Need No Stinkin' Building Science Summer Camp!

 

Building Science Summer Camp 2010, the invitation only event of Building Science Corporation and Joe LstiburekI'm not at Building Science Summer Camp this week. In case you haven't heard, the event, formally called the Westford Symposium on Building Science, is by invitation only. And I didn't get an invitation. Not that I would have gone anyway. I've got plenty to do.

The whole thing is put on by Joe Lstiburek (pronounced stee-brick) and his company, Building Science Corporation. They bring in some of the top people in the world of building science to inform the invitation-only crowd on the latest thinking in the world of building science. They discuss air barriers, vapor barriers, vapour barriers (for the Canadians), foam insulation, hot roof vs. cold roof...you name it.

Oh, I'm sure it's a good event for people who go in for that kind of thing. Assuming they get invited. They get to hobnob with the big names in the industry - Joe Lstiburek, John Straube, Martin Holladay, Bill Rose, and others. They have a big barbecue the first night and fancy meals and drinks every other night. But I can do that here, too. Except that I'm not really hanging out with big names or having fancy meals. But I could, hypothetically.

Joe Lstiburek, by the way, is a rock star in the Joe Lstiburek, founder of Building Science Corporation and Building Science Summer Campworld of building science. It's true. I heard him say it himself at Greenprints last year. What he lacks in modesty, however, he makes up for in knowledge and accomplishments. Building Science Corporation does great work, and their website is one of the best resources for good info on, what else, building science.

Two things I learned from Joe that really helped to clarify my thinking are the concept of the 'Perfect Wall' and the explanation and delineation of 'control layers,' that is, the materials that control the flow of air, moisture, and heat. The Perfect Wall has structure on the inside and insulation on the outside and, when all the control layers are installed properly, will prevent moisture problems from happening in walls. The exterior insulation moves the dew point to the outside of the structure.

But I can stay home and read papers from their website to learn that stuff. I don't need no stinkin' invitation to Building Science Summer Camp to learn new stuff. Besides, if I really did want to know anything about #bscamp, all I do have to do is watch the guys who are there report about it all day long on Twitter.

Of course, the tweeters seem mostly to be congratulating themselves for being among the special few to snag invitations, praising themselves for being geeks, and generally rubbing in our faces what a wonderful event it is, and being all, "Oh, don't you wish you were here!" Then they tweet banalities like, "@michaelanschel New construction can easily achieve a 50% reduction in energy use." Duh!

Well, OK, they do tweet interesting stuff, too: "@EnergyCircle On the 1430 (times CO2) global warming potential of XPS, Dow says replacement research is constant. 'I'll leave it at that.'" And, yes, most of them probably deserve the invitations they got, and they'll leave energized and will push the industry forward as a result.

But I didn't get an invitation (did I mention that yet?), and I'm doing just fine down here in Atlanta.

What about this geek issue, though? Does talking about how to construct buildings properly really qualify someone as a geek? It's mostly just common sense with a light dose of science. Come on! If you want geekitude, let's talk about Hermite polynomials, solving Schrodinger's equation in 3 dimensions, or using molecular sieves and ion pumps to get an ultra-high vacuum chamber down to a pressure of 10-11 Torr. (Not that I remember anything about that stuff anymore, but I used to know it.)

Now, you may be wondering if there might be just a little bit of envy behind my words here and if maybe, despite what I say, that I really wish I'd gotten an invitation and could be there 'geeking out' along with them. If so, you'd be right.

But I'm not gonna do like Ashton Kutcher's Twitter followers, who tweet, "Pleeeease follow me Ashton!!!!!! Pleeeeeeease!!!!!" Nope, not gonna do it.

Instead, I'll leave out the extra vowels and not use any exclamation marks.

Please invite me to Building Science Summer Camp next year, Joe. Please.

Comments

Allison, 
I enjoy your style. It's as if you've combined the writings of Amory Lovins with Dave Barry :)
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 7:33 AM by Chris
I love the style as well Allison. Somehow as I was reading this I kept hearing Andy Rooney's voice... 
 
Great job!
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 7:51 AM by Richard Blair
wouldn't be surprised if next year's invite is already in the mail ... lol ...
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 8:04 AM by Paul McGovern
I don't sense any envy what's so ever.... 
 
 
 
Maybe we can hold a virtual camp & aptly name it #bsvrtl & then tweet what Micael & others are realy thinking about the info...
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 8:08 AM by Sean
We will hold our own event, Sean. It's called Raterpalooza, and it's going to be 5-7 November. This will be the second annual, invitation only event for EVER raters. And we're going to follow it up with a 3 day class on air flow taught by EVER rater and NCI instructor, David Richardson. And you and Carl can be the official tweeters, using the hashtag #bspalooza!
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 8:23 AM by Allison Bailes
I have already set up a twitter stream to follow the #bspalooza hash tag in eager anticipation! 
 
Had fun reading this post. Likewise enjoy your style of writing and wit. ~John
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 9:29 AM by John Poole
Superb writing Allison.  
It always enjoy reading your blogs as they are filled with good information and flow so well!  
This one is hilarious! 
Best, 
Jamie
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 9:37 AM by Jamie Kaye
Thanks for the comments, guys. I'm glad I'm not the only one laughing at my jokes.
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 11:08 AM by Allison Bailes
Well, In my book we are all among the geek-hood. Any one slightly interested in this stuff I think qualifys. You could call us BS-geeks, Building Science that is. Good luck with the invite next year.
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 11:44 AM by Tom D
EV, 
ok. You're invited. You are exctally the kind of guy we want here. But, you have to come sit in with the band. 
 
Joe
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:20 PM by Joe Lstiburek
Woah! You got your invite for sure. Sometimes sarcasm is the only way. Yes, I saw the #bscamp stream and did find myself wondering what it was. I would enjoy the #bspalooza too, as we do deal with vapor barriers, hot vs. cold roof, Dow products, SIPS, etc....and we have an opinion on all of them :) 
 
 
 
Have a great day! Enjoyed the read for sure.
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:49 PM by Amy Good
Oops. It's Allison, not EV. Sorry I got it wrong. You are still invited. And we do want you to sit in with the band. After all, we are all rock stars. Best regards.
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:52 PM by Joe Lstiburek
Thanks, Joe. I'd be delighted to come to Building Science Summer Camp next year and sit with the band. And thanks for inviting me so quickly so I didn't have to start reaching up my sleeve for those vowels and exclamation marks.
Posted @ Wednesday, August 04, 2010 2:02 PM by Allison Bailes
Allison (or perhaps we'll all start calling you EV...), It will be great to have you at #bscamp next year, but your real accomplishment with this hilarious post is getting Joe to write a blog comment! On to twitter Joe....
Posted @ Thursday, August 05, 2010 1:30 PM by Peter Troast
Thanks, Peter. I'm looking forward to it. And, yeah, seeing Joe's name appear in the comments was quite a kick yesterday! The best part of all, though, was how much fun I had writing it and then watching as it took off.
Posted @ Thursday, August 05, 2010 1:51 PM by Allison Bailes
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